Song Parodies -> Mole Kitchen
| Original Song Title: | "Soul Kitchen" |
| Original Performer: | The Doors |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mole Kitchen" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
well, the pot's full of slimy moles...now
the smell is really gross...now
i don't know why i eat here...each night
the moles served up with bulging eyes
looks much worse than hollow holes
their faces froze in stunned surprise
though their death was slow
though their death was slow
i get creeped, alright...in your...mole kitchen
swarms get fried...in your hellish stove
there's no doubt...i'll discover rabies
what a sickly treasure trove
well, those critters leap into your nets
freaky things...no good as pets
you cook the chunks in omelettes
burned as it gets
burned as it gets
burned as it gets
burned as it gets
but its cheap, alright..in your...mole kitchen
bought a meal...and right in, i dove
ain't a dish for the squeamish, baby
people stay away in droves
well, the moles that ain't cooked get froze...now
they hang them up in rows...now
i don't know why i eat here
each night
each night
each night
the smell is really gross...now
i don't know why i eat here...each night
the moles served up with bulging eyes
looks much worse than hollow holes
their faces froze in stunned surprise
though their death was slow
though their death was slow
i get creeped, alright...in your...mole kitchen
swarms get fried...in your hellish stove
there's no doubt...i'll discover rabies
what a sickly treasure trove
well, those critters leap into your nets
freaky things...no good as pets
you cook the chunks in omelettes
burned as it gets
burned as it gets
burned as it gets
burned as it gets
but its cheap, alright..in your...mole kitchen
bought a meal...and right in, i dove
ain't a dish for the squeamish, baby
people stay away in droves
well, the moles that ain't cooked get froze...now
they hang them up in rows...now
i don't know why i eat here
each night
each night
each night
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Nice creepy take on this Doors OS - 555 - you need to visit higher class places. I'll stay with the beef and chicken.
"Early Bird Special" at 5:55.
LOL!!!!!!!!
Some things should best kept behind closed Doors! Just readin' it's making me squeemish, 'specially the "bulging eyes/surprise"... 5 stomach pumps!
Moles...I guess you'd eat these with your back molars...
thanks timmy...don't knock it till ya tried it...thanks mark...thanks TJC...proud to disgust....thanks AFW...lol
Yarrrgh! What made you think of that? I read a travel horror story in the Los Angeles Times about a tourist who went to some villiage in South America and was served roasted Guinea pig. I'll stay close to my avocado tree.
thanks 2eagle...guess i've been watching too much "bizarre foods" on the travel channel
I like moles...fried! (Just kidding! LOL!) I wonder if they will write a book titled "How To Eat Fried Moles". There's Mole Verde, Mole Rojas, Guaca-mole, Mole-asses (pardon my French as well as the dirty pun, LOL!! In the words of Austin Powers in Goldmember: "Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!" Hilarious parody, Alvin! 555's!
thanks christie...lol
Way to whack-a-mole!
Plenty of moles burrowing under the lawn where I live...You're welcome to come and have at 'em anytime you want...Great parody!!!...555!!!
thanks TT...thanks leo....i'm on my way...lol
I can 'Gopher' this one, Sir Alvin, ~Mighty Duke o'Swerin' Roads~ & Laughin' Moles!
thanks NCG...glad ya enjoyed
It just hit me . . . are you talkin' 'mole' as in GuacaMole , sir ? ? ? . . ole ! ! . . Ohhh, I've had too many margritas this Sunday aftaNoon . . . ~Grad Party~ in motion ! more like GladParty ! Belleramine > > Loyola = ChicagoBound !
thanks dona....nope i mean rodent....have a nice trip
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