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Song Parodies -> "Got No Drugs In Baggy"

Original Song Title:

"Love Her Madly"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Got No Drugs In Baggy"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Drug addiction...something to avoid. Well, you need a rocket scientist to tell you that, right?
[instrumental intro]

Not enough; you can see
Man, you need it badly
You don't care what you pay
"Son, sell me some today"

Not enough; it's maddening
Now you're feeling draggy
You must find drugs with haste
You discover that you're always wanting more
You're addicted now; so you implore

"Uh, can you front?", you say
He's say, "Uh-uh, no way...
I need bucks from you
with me your credit's poor"

Man, that sucks
called your bluff
want some stuff
But, life is tough
Cause all your stuff is gone
You can't get stoned; feel wrong
Cause that creep, you see
Won't front me no speed
He won't let me charge

[instrumental break]

Maaaannnn...need some drugs, sir!
Need some drugs, durn it
that guy won't let me score

Call him up
Said, "Hey, bud...
give me front...
Come on and front me some"
And then it finally dawned
I was in such need
I need methedrine
to get off the couch!

[instrumental break]

"I need that stuff!", said sadly
My common sense is flagging!
I got no drugs in baggy!

[instrumentals out to end fade]

[Wailing in background during end fade]
{I got no drugs in baggy!!}

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alvin - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
sad tale of woe
John Barry - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
A cautionary tale.
Paul Robinson - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys.
Meriadoc - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Couch line was cute.
Andy Primus - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one - when desperate how about hoovering the carpets then looking through the bag and picking the crumbs out maaaannnn
Paul Robinson - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mer. Andy P - actually, I sort of recall an eerily similar (but not quite as desperate) instance that involved a ground-level search of my step-brother's linoleum kitchen floor. But it was more ludicrous than desperate.
Ann Hammond - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I sang
Paul Robinson - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Ann - Cool! That's perhaps one of the best compliments I could receive ~ ~ ~
Peregrin - October 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job Paul
adagio - October 25, 2008 - Report this comment
How desparate sounding. I got cought up in his plight and almost forgot to look for rhyme, pace, etc.

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