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Song Parodies -> "Teeth All Decayed"

Original Song Title:

"People Are Strange"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Teeth All Decayed"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

A little "Dental" parody here. Lyrics in {brackets} at the end are supplemental.
Teeth cause you pain
Dentist explains, sir
"Filled up with pus cheese
must fill those holes"

Needle; he sticks in
Soon you'll have numb lip
Teeth cause you grievin'
makes you frown

You're in pain
Paychecks will go down the drain
when you pay
When you file insurance claim
they won't pay
It's a shame
Who's to blame?

Teeth are decayed
you are in pain, sir
In face some pus seeps
Man, that sure blows

Need him to fix it
Nerve ends are pounding
Says as you're leavin'
"You'll need crowns"

[instrumental break]

Then you say
"Send me the bill and I'll pay -
for a change"
Must ask your boss for a raise
You must gauge
what to say
on that day...
(Cause they're tight, man!)

[instrumental break]

Too much pain!!
Face; it looks glum from the strain
You look drained
Pain in your head
you feel maimed
from the pain
Now it's plain
a damn shame...

{OW! OWWW!!! SH*T!!!}

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alvin - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
disgustingly descriptive...pus cheese...lmao
Paul Robinson - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Sadly, it's fairly close to a couple of real-life experiences. Thanks, alvin.
Meriadoc - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Must floss...must floss....
Andy Primus - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one - for a bit of tooth trivia, did you know that in centuries past in England (and probably other places) dentures were made using real teeth which were taken from corpses or from poor people. Most people were legally paid for them and would give them up voluntarily. There was also an illegal black market where people would be grabbed by a gang and held down while their teeth were pulled out
John Barry - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I gotta go brush!
Paul Robinson - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, Mer...and for goodness sakes, don't forget to Mental Floss while you're at it. Andy P - Well, that's something I hadn't ever really thought about, but it certainly makes sense, all things considered. "Centuries Past", in general, were not particularly gentle times, and you can be certain that most folks truly considered possession to be more than "9/10 of the law". Naw, JB...not to worry, it's much better to go with the flow and take your chances. Look at all the hilarious parody material it provides ~ ~ ~
TJC - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent... someone must have had astute canal!
Paul Robinson - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC - glad you liked it ~ ~ ~
Peregrin - October 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Paul! Glad to see you again :) I have also been away for a little while. I particularly liked "Paychecks will go down the drain", heh heh. Hope to see more of you. Merry and I have some stacked up and are ready to go again :)
adagio - October 25, 2008 - Report this comment
That was too real life. You had to go through something like that.

It's an easy read., very smooth sounding. 5's
Johnny D - October 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Nitrous! Always request NITROUS!! ;-)

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