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Song Parodies -> "Britney"

Original Song Title:

"Dooley"

Original Performer:

The Dillards

Parody Song Title:

"Britney"

Parody Written by:

Thor2000

The Lyrics

The Dillards were a bluegrass band who appeared a few times on the "The Andy Griffith Show." Dooley was one of their more popular songs. Same tune set to Britney Spears....
Now, Britney was a good ole’ girl, she lived up in the Hills.
Britney had two boys and wracked up some bills.
One boy saw the tabloids, the other watched her drink,
And Kevin uncorked the bottles as poor Britney tried to think…

Britney, used to make a dollar…
Britney, a star they used to call her…
Britney, her boobs used to be smaller…
She’s make it back again some day.

The paparazzi attacked her, ‘membering she was a star.
Britney raced away from them, how’d she fall so far?
Britney then became an actress, on to TV she would come…
Sarah Chalke was her co-star, and ole’ Doogie Howser had his fun…

Britney, used to make a dollar…
Britney, a star they used to call her…
Britney, her boobs used to be smaller…
She’s make it back again some day.

I remember very well when Justin was her dude.
All the girls copied her, and the guys wanted to see her nude.
Now Britney’s in the nuthouse, locked away in rehab…
That is where she stays. It’s all left up to her dad…

Britney, used to make a dollar…
Britney, a star they used to call her…
Britney, her boobs used to be smaller…
She’s make it back again some day.
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UnKnownVotress - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, can we ~quit the Brit~ ?

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