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Song Parodies -> "MacArthur Didn't Quit (Tribute)"

Original Song Title:

"The Banana Splits Theme Song"

Original Performer:

The Dickies

Parody Song Title:

"MacArthur Didn't Quit (Tribute)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ha ha ha Ha ha ha
We love war We love war
Ha ha ha Ha ha ha
Using free-fall nuclear bombs...

Mk1, Mk2, Mk3, Mk4
300 of the last for the ugly Korean War
MacArthur and the Pentagon knew the way to go
The USAF knew the targets to hit and how they would blow!

MacArthur was thwarted by that idiot Truman
Had him fired and America was stunned
Stalemate was the outcome which really hurt
All because the CIC was a f-cking jerk!

With nukes we could have won
Flinging mini-suns
Destroying evil nations...
and Communism!!!

[Old soldiers never die; they just fade away.
There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.
In war there is no substitute for victory]

***** General Douglas MacArthur

[F-ck President Truman]

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