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Song Parodies -> "Because"

Original Song Title:

"Because"

Original Performer:

The Dave Clark Five

Parody Song Title:

"Because"

Parody Written by:

William Little

The Lyrics

I'll be glad when this is over
It's right that I won the election
And try to keep states red that went blue
It's right, it's right to halt the scourge of blue
Because, because the Russia hoax
It's wrong to say "accept the truth"
'Cause when we face these things
You know Biden's through
Give me my chance ant I'll be happy
Just, Just to see Biden lose
Give me, give me, a chance to berate him
Because, because that's what I do
Give me the truth and I'll feel crappy
Just, just to hear the truth
Give me, give me, a change to beat Biden
Because, because I won't lose
Because, because I won't lose
Let's hear it for the Michigan republicans

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Al Gore - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Why can't Trump just accept the outcome of the 2020 election with all the same grace as I accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000?

Oh, wait...
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
I TOTALLY accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000!
I.N. Credulous - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
The site is polluted with Turd Reich loons/goons.
John Dacey - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Impressive collection of 1s. I guess it was wrong of me to think of the loony right as insensate baby-nappers. They seem to have at least one nerve and apparently you hit it. Nice job on the pacing and sarcasm always goes a long way with me.
Willliam Little - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
The Trump resistance is supposedly because of the "Russia Hoax" etc. What helped me with W was that Al Gore could not carry his home state. It was a margin of about 530 votes in Florida, and he conceded before December 8 so the electoral college would proceed on schedule. In hindsight, with a few more weeks of transition, 911 might have been foreseen better. Al Gore NEVER cried fraud. The amount of 1's on my compositions seem to be increasing exponentially. I must be doing something right.
Elephant's Memory - November 23, 2020 - Report this comment
@Michael Pacholek - As I recall back when, the only way you supported 'W' was as his jock strap. =;-)
Phil Alexander - November 24, 2020 - Report this comment
You may think you have an elephant's memory, but your comprehension skills ain't great: where did Michael say he "supported" GWB?
Reality - November 26, 2020 - Report this comment
TDS is a powerful thing.

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