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Song Parodies -> "Bits of Feces"

Original Song Title:

"Bits and Pieces"

Original Performer:

The Dave Clark Five

Parody Song Title:

"Bits of Feces"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Scat. (not Jazz).
"Bits of Feces"

(Slimy feces, bits of feces)
(Slimin' feces, bits of feces)

Sh*ts you let flee grand poos shed lewd pies
(Slimy feces, its not reese's)
All I do is shit awry
(Grime bin feces, sh&ts not reese's)
Poo went astray and hefty sh#teree
(Slimy feces, bits of feces)
Shats away sh*t'll always be

(Grimy feces, that's not reese's)
(Slimy feces, sh#ts not reese's)

Poo head you fudged thee and pooed always pig sty
(Stepped in feces, sh*ts in pieces)
We'd pee turd weather till the end of slime
(Slimy feces it's not reese's)
Cow you bray sh$t just burst in flames
(Slimy feces, quicksand feces)
Well all you're doin' is leavin' me pain

Slime flows by, it flows so slow, oh yeah
(Swill you shart to pee it, ew)
Only just a phew days ago
Poop shed you fudged me and s*it gravy ew!

(Slimy feces, bits of feces)
(Lie in feces, its not reese's)

Sour, wrong, and slime ball on throne
(Piles of feces, bits of feces)
I'm still way up on porcelain throne
(Slimin' pieces, sh*ts not reese's)
Sludge and streams blew weather blow tight
(Slime in pieces, bits of feces)
Shite is gray and grayish shite

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