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Song Parodies -> "Need Heart Pieces"
Original Song Title:
"Bits And Pieces"
Original Performer:
The Dave Clark 5
Parody Song Title:
"Need Heart Pieces"
Parody Written by:
Ann Hammond
The Lyrics
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Since Zelda ditched me and waved goodbye
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
I keep getting hit and die
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Gannondorf he has spread his misery
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
If not then where would the challenge be?
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Zelda had thrown the Ocarina Of Time
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Just found a heart piece and now it's all mine
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Now, you say it is just a game
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
But I am playin' too much and it's a shame
Press the button game's too slow (f4)
See fairies? I have to?
Takes more then an hour or so
You say they help me, always make me blue
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Zelda's gone now I'm all alone
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Gannondorf has gone and stole your throne
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Will I be led to the light?
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Some strange guide with his pants on tight
Since Zelda ditched me and waved goodbye
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
I keep getting hit and die
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Gannondorf he has spread his misery
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
If not then where would the challenge be?
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Zelda had thrown the Ocarina Of Time
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Just found a heart piece and now it's all mine
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Now, you say it is just a game
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
But I am playin' too much and it's a shame
Press the button game's too slow (f4)
See fairies? I have to?
Takes more then an hour or so
You say they help me, always make me blue
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Zelda's gone now I'm all alone
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Gannondorf has gone and stole your throne
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Will I be led to the light?
(Need heart pieces, bits and pieces)
Some strange guide with his pants on tight
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I love how you take everyday things and write such catchy fun songs about them.
I remember the Zelda series very well, and how difficult it is finding those hearts. Heres 555 hearty little 'pieces of heart' for you Ann.
Thanks PMS and Jason
nice one
Thanks again alvin
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