T'was in the early eighties that you first got in
Wha-hoo! Ron, Ron, Ron Wha-hoo! Ron, Ron
Nobody in England thought that you would win
It's true Ron, Ron, Ron, it's true Ron, Ron

Yeah! But god forbid!
Yeah! And win you did
Yeah! I lost fifty quid
On you Ron, Ron, Ron on you Ron, Ron

A new word: "Reaganomics" for your policy
Anew Ron, Ron, Ron anew Ron, Ron
Just like "Thatcherism" came from Maggie T
She, too Ron, Ron, Ron she too Ron, Ron

Yeah! Meant lower tax
Yeah! Rich men could relax
At least you didn't choke on snacks
Taboo Ron, Ron, Ron taboo Ron, Ron

'though it was often said your brain was nondescript
Cuckoo Ron, Ron, Ron cuckoo Ron, Ron
At least you were adept at reading from the script
On cue Ron, Ron, Ron on cue Ron, Ron

Yeah! You read the word
Yeah! Though what we heard
Yeah! Often sounded absurd
From you Ron, Ron, Ron from you Ron, Ron

Although you took a bullet you lived on to be
Yes you Ron, Ron, Ron yes you Ron, Ron
The very first pres to live to ninety-three
Was you, Ron, Ron, Ron yes you Ron, Ron

Yeah! You were quite a guy
Yeah! But there's a time to die
Yeah! It's time to say bye-bye
Adieu Ron, Ron, Ron adieu Ron, Ron