Song Parodies -> "Charlie Sheen"

Original Song Title:

"Carlie Brown"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Charlie Sheen"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Charlie Sheen certainly won't be looking back on the first few months of 2010 with much fondness. His bad-news streak has been one for the record books. Now, here's the latest: In the early morning hours Friday, the Two-and-a-Half Men star called police to report that his Mercedes SUV had been stolen. And at about the same time, police received another call about a crashed vehicle found upside-down in a steep ravine near Sheen’s Sherman Oaks home. Mercifully, nobody was found inside.

Fe-fe, fi-fi, I had to scream
I saw someone on my big TV screen

Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
He's to mean, that Charlie Sheen
He's already been caught
With his 'new' wife in a fight
(Why did she have to be so right)

Now he left his keys
in his car over nite
and it went straight
Down into the ravine

Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
just come clean, Oh! Charlie Sheen
He's car was stolen
and this was his reaction
(Why did someone still my car from me)

Who's on Tow and a Half tweets
Who's life is so on the frits
Who's keeps crying boo-woo-hoo!!
Guess who (who, me) yeah, you

Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
He's to mean, that Charlie Sheen
He's already been caught
With his 'new' wife in a fight
(Why did she have to be so right)

[Instrumental Interlude]

Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
just come clean, Oh! Charlie Sheen
He's car was stolen
and this was his reaction
(can't someone fix my SUV for me)

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2Eagle - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment

I saw that on the news. I guess I'm not the only celeb basher.

Old Man Ribber - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Unlike Charlie, there are only a few minor imperfections here. Nicely done. ;D

Phil Nelson - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Well written, 555's

timmy1k - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Just goes to show that he isn't acting on his TV show - that is how he is,

Spoof-Man - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment

2Egale-thanx, lets bash celebs together...oh, what fun!! Ribber-Charlie's version was pretty good, if mine was better I must be doiong something right!! Phil-thanx for the 5's Timmy1k-If you watched 'Tow and va Half Men' tonight it only furthers the true-ness of your comment

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