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Song Parodies -> "PolyGrip"

Original Song Title:

"Lollipop"

Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"PolyGrip"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

PoliGrip, PoliGrip,
Oh, Poli, Poli, Poli,
PoliGrip, PoliGrip....

Always use that PoliGrip,
Tell you why..
Flop, go my choppers,
When, to eat, I try
Us salesmen have ta' talk
And smile a lot
Clacky clacks.. we need 'em not

So, I squeeze..
PoliGrip, PoliGrip
Oh, Poli, Poli, Poli,
PoliGrip, PoliGrip....

Flavors artificial, none, no globs
More control, and never an ooze
I even enjoy
Sweet corn on cobs,
When PoliGrip, I choose..

PoliGrip, PoliGrip,
Oh, Poli, Poli, Poli,
PoliGrip, PoliGrip....

Regular, or super
Got my pick..
Denture adventure, pretty slick
The best gum sealer,
Number one, I'd state,
GEE MY POLIGRIP IS GREAT..

I love it,
PoliGrip, PoliGrip,
Oh, Poli, Poli, Poli,
PoliGrip, PoliGrip....



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alvin - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
funny concept....love this OS....if there was a video for this the dentures could come flying out everytime they came to the POP sound
Mark Scotti - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Funn little ditty! Goes well with mine: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/jgeilsband28.shtml $555 Dental bills
Timmy1000 - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I miv oo miv miv miv mor dis. Wait, I have my dentures back in - I meant 555 for this.
Jonathan - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
What a great job! 555! However the OS came out before the 60s so you should've used misc. Still I give it the perfect vote that it deserves.
AFW - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys
Tommy Turtle - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Love resuscitating the oldies! And the song was good, too! :-) ROFLMAO! 555, and j/k!
PollyGrip - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I might be that "dental Adventuress", Sir L'Air de Farce, The ~ Darin' Duke oEdge~
AFW - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TT, and Polly the Gripper..one for the gripper...
Christie Marie M - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Munchin' fun parody! This makes a great commercial for dentures! 555!

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