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Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Out, Dwayne"

Original Song Title:

"Rhythm Of The Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cascades

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Go Out, Dwayne"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Listen to your mama, don't go out, Dwayne
Don't go down and rob that dairy store..
You'll spend your life connected to a ball and chain
And never have your dream no more..

Young Dwayne lived in a project in Chicago Heights
Dreamed to be a big rap star
Each nite upon his pillow, saw his name in lights,
And ridin' in a shiny car..

Days, he wandered down a ghetto street,
Meeting with his friends to share some new rap beat,
But often, he'd feel hopeless like the hot concrete,
'Fraid, he'd stay..

Listen to your mama, don't go out, Dwayne
Don't go down and rob that dairy store..
You'll spend your life connected to a ball and chain
And never have your dream no more..

(Instrumental break)

Dwayne wore his ski mask and he robbed the store
Shot dead the owner, who slumped to the floor
Ran out in panic, shirt caught in the door,
And it tore..

Listen to your mama, don't go out, Dwayne
Don't go down and rob that dairy store..
You'll spend your life connected to a ball and chain
And never have your dream no more..

Task force came and they took Dwayne
Hauled him off to prison in their cars
Lifetime sentence, that's where' he'll remain
Without music, behind iron bars
There he'll never feel no falling rain
Or get to wish on falling stars...

Can never wish on falling stars...







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LittleCupCakes - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Mama said there'd be Dudes like this, oh those Dudes oBliss . . . yeah, my Mama dissed . . . Oh how she dissed those Dudes oBliss
Mark Scotti - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Words of wisdom, to a sweet sounding OS!!!
AFW - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC..and Mark
MrMacphisto - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
The shirt part was especially clever... 5-5-5
AFW - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, MrMac...haven't seen ya' 'round, lately....good to see ya' back
Andria - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Great one, AFW, and by any chance was this related to a case I saw on "America's Dumbest Criminals" a few years back in which a guy named Dwayne (I can't remember his last name) robbed a liquor store while still wearing his work uniform bearing his full name? Here are some 5s for you.
MrMacphisto - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks man :) I've got a parody coming out tomorrow (technically, today). I've been meaning to write more lately.
alvin - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
funny and sad at the same time
AFW - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria...No, never caught that news story, but sounds interesting...and thanks, alvin

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