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Song Parodies -> "(Blitzen's In The) Kitchen In The 'Nog Again"

Original Song Title:

"Rhythym Of The Falling Rain"

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Original Performer:

The Cascades

Parody Song Title:

"(Blitzen's In The) Kitchen In The 'Nog Again"

Parody Written by:

renaldo58

The Lyrics

Blitzen's in the kitchen in the 'nog again
Scarfing cheese and eating coq au vin
A blintz that should be gone because it's moldy green
Leaves evidence upon his chin

He doesn't care how drunk he gets on Tanqueray
Or the rum balls getting tart
The spittle on his nose is really beer can spray
Five cases bought at Liquor Mart

Elves are screaming that it's so unfair
For him to drink a case a day and never share
He just chugs another and then sleeps it off quite impaired

The reindeer need be sober just on Christmas eve
Rudolph leading with nose bright
But Blitzen's home in bed and now he's got the heaves
And so the sleigh pulls to the right

(Instrumental break)

Round and round they go o'er the icy pole
Like some clockwise type of cruise control
Hope magic dust won't make a bunch of new ozone holes

Blitzen's in the kitchen on the java train
Caffeine coursing through his mighty veins
He joins the sleigh in flight and Santa takes the reigns
A blink and they're halfway to Spain

Oh, listen to the rain in Spain
Pitter patter, pitter patter
Oh, oh, oh Blitzen just got sick again
Spitup splatter, spitup splatter

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Agrimorfee - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Hehe...why does Blitzen seem to be getting all the musical lumps of coal as of late? Probably just because of that stupid name? heh 555
renaldo - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee. I think the other reindeer secretly refer to him as Blitzed.
Guy - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that - (Hick!) Very very nice. Methinks ol' Blitz has had too much Blatz then he goes splatz. Another great Reindeer parody done today. Excellent! Loved the "Spain" "Rain" and "Ozone" refs - refreshing, creative and most witty. This is definately a 5 Bangor and that's in Maine not Spain.
renaldo - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy. Blitzen bacame deranged in Spain, by Maine he was quite sane.

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