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Song Parodies -> "The Cheney Bunch"

Original Song Title:

"The Brady Bunch"

Original Performer:

The Brady Bunch TV show

Parody Song Title:

"The Cheney Bunch"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

This is a story, of a man named cheney
Who was C.E.O. of Halliburton oil
and then he found a way that he could make more money
he found a way to give investors lots of spoil
He got a partner who was just a drunkard
but that partner's dad was once the president
and though the two of them still lost the next election
his partner still became the white house resident

The Cheney bunch, the Cheney bunch
the white house resident is now the Cheny bunch

But it gets better, dick wrote a letter
he said "george our campain donors gave us power"
George didn't understand so Dick explained it
George said "let's get Iraqi oil, make Saddam Cower"
So they told Rumsfeld, of the great idea,
and he said yes but Colin Powell said no
and so did Russia, Germany and others
then France said 'No' so that confirmed it, off we go

The Cheney bunch, the Cheney bunch
In charge of all Iraq the Cheny bunch

So first we beat them, and next we'll bleed them
but then some sabotuers get in the way
they shoot down helicopters blow up oil lines
they'd rather lose it all than give it all away
and so we'll make up, another story
we'll say we're fighting for democracy
While Hallibutron's getting all the contracts
Bush and Cheney still make history

The Cheney bunch, the Cheney bunch
They're making history the Cheny bunch

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marthadtox - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
this is great fabulous lyric
martha - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
btw you might enjoym

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