Go to the market, get some Gravy Train
Get a harness with a nice chain
Scruffy days are gone, Rover's got a home
Good fortune just brought me a critter

I don't care how much I gotta baby him
That little critter is sure a good friend
kennel days are done, Rover's got a home
I went out and got me a critter

Well I got me a critter
And I couldn't live without him no more
Listen mister, when you pee you just gotta learn
To piddle outdoors
Anyway, yeah

Give me a bucket for the Gravy Train
Ain't got time for all of that pain
Rover got a break, now he's eatin' steak
Cause I feed the best to my critter

Well I cook for my critter cause I want him to like
The vittles he eats
Listen mister here's your chicken, here is your bacon
Cause you are a treat
Anyway, yeah

Give him a shelter from the pouring rain
He has surely gotten me trained
Lonely days are gone, Rover's got a home
I went out and got me a critter