Song Parodies -> Friendly Taxman
| Original Song Title: | "Urban Spaceman" |
| Original Performer: | The Bonzo Doodah Dog Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "Friendly Taxman" |
| Parody Written by: | Stella Baker |
I'm the friendly taxman my friend I don't have greed
I'll let you have everything you need
I'm the friendly taxman my friend I won't ask why
I'm an understanding guy
I'm here for your pleasure, I won't cause you pain
I'll work out your tax returns to give you maximum gain
I'm the friendly taxman my friend, I work it out
I give tax refunds out
I go to the office every day with a smile upon my face
I try to take out the minimum tax for each and every case
I'm the friendly taxman I'm intelligent and sane
Efficient with your claims
I'm the friendly taxman I love sending out refunds
It gives me so much fun
I've never charged unfairly, I've never made a boob
I support the working man who I meet in the tube
I'm the friendly taxman my friend
Here comes the twist, I don't exist
I'll let you have everything you need
I'm the friendly taxman my friend I won't ask why
I'm an understanding guy
I'm here for your pleasure, I won't cause you pain
I'll work out your tax returns to give you maximum gain
I'm the friendly taxman my friend, I work it out
I give tax refunds out
I go to the office every day with a smile upon my face
I try to take out the minimum tax for each and every case
I'm the friendly taxman I'm intelligent and sane
Efficient with your claims
I'm the friendly taxman I love sending out refunds
It gives me so much fun
I've never charged unfairly, I've never made a boob
I support the working man who I meet in the tube
I'm the friendly taxman my friend
Here comes the twist, I don't exist
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Actually, there was such a taxman... in Rome, around the time of Augustus. He was the only one of his kind ever, so far as we know. The grateful citizens of his constituency put up a statue to him.
Very clever and appropriate ending.
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