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Song Parodies -> "Fed Ex"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Blues Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Fed Ex"

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The Lyrics

Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Cellulite kept rollin'
My cash filled her colon
No bucks left for bowlin'
............Fed EX!!!

Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Super Market strollin'
Broad had no controllin'

............Fed EX!!!

Pounds unleashed from leather,
Eighteen years together
All a' these.... fed Heather, constantly

Kept her jaws a' chompin'
I was good for somethin'
Her size meant slow bed rompin..for me

Move the Hulk, try to sleep
Mattress tilt, from the heap
Makin' dough, none to keep
............Fed EX!!!

Blew my dough...on past-ries,
Wore me my knees,
............Fed EX!!!

Kept workin' workin' workin'
Moonlighting, no shirkin'
Stockin' loadin' clerkin'
............Fed EX!!!

Not hard to understand it
She scarfed grub like a bandit
One snack could fill a big - T-Rex.

Fin'lly turned to warrier
Grew sly like Tom Sawyer,
And gave my dee-vorce checks

Moved her out...used my head
Eighteen years...wobbly wed
All this time...kept her fed
...............Fed EX!!!

Flipped that my thumb
Paired has come
Blow up doll.....ordered from

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 11

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Rob Arndt - September 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice play on the title- 555!
Jonathan - September 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Jonathan's Lame Joke Of The Day: what do you get when your mother catches you stealing candy? ...A Rawhide! 5's
Peter Andersson - September 05, 2015 - Report this comment
I'll have to admit it took me two, okey four, verses to get the joke. Good one. We have a slang word in Swedish, "sambofetma", it's short and practical and means "common law wife obesity" - one day I'm gonna have to write a song around it.
CML - September 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Hyahh! Unngh! ... Hyahh! Unngh! ... Fed E-E-E-X! ..... Hyahh! Unngh! ... Hyahh! Unngh! ........... You didn't track the sound effects at the end, AFW, so I'll have to take one off for pacing (lol)
Callmelennie - September 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Lennie's even-worse-than-Jonathan's lame joke of the day: I was once in the habit of using a doll to cheat on my wife. But then one day it all blew up in my face
AFW - September 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob, Jonathan, Peter, and Lennie...loved those bad jokes

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