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Song Parodies -> "Cow Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Rawhide"

Original Performer:

The Blues Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Cow Pie"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Steppin' steppin' steppin'

Just steppin' steppin' steppin'
In the pasture, steppin'
Stepped right in some schleppin'
Cow Pie !
Day dreamin' and not lookin'
Plopped right in that gookin'
Put down my foot and felt it slide
Scannin' the horizon,
But should have kept my eyes on
The ground..with every step of my stride
Cow Pie !

Buzzin' was, lots'a' flies
Caught the smell, stung my eyes
Cussed like hell, wasn't wise
Cow Pie !
Must've been twenty pound
Steamy fresh, curly brown
Wishin' I'd stayed in town
Cow Pie !

Strollin' strollin' strollin'
Where green hills are rollin'
Fluid from cow's colon,
Cow Pie !

Like some squishy land mine
Good luck, sure was not mine
Had that just prepared sign
Cow Pie !

Walked into dairy doo doo
One black, and now one brown shoe
Sticky and thick it was applied
Carelessly a tramper
Not a happy camper,
A Pamper should be on their rear side

Buzzin' was, lots'a flies
Caught the smell, stung my eyes,
Cussed like hell, wasn't wise
Cow Pie !

Must've been twenty pound
Steamy fresh, curly brown
Wishin' I'd stayed in town,
Cow Pie !
Yah !

Roamin' roamin' roamin'
Roamin' roamin' roamin'
Roamin's a bad omen
Yah!
Cow Pie !
Yah!
Cow Pie !

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alvin - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
i love it when you do this song....i sang along
Invisible Boy - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I pictured Clint Eastwood with crap on his boots.
I love what you did with the "Get 'em up/Move 'em out" part.
Meriadoc - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Best one of the day.
Andy Primus - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny. Reminds me of numerous camp sites I've stayed on at bike rallies - never get into the tent with boots on.
John Barry - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Herd turds. Laughed my chaps off.
CowPattyHearst - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't be a gandy dancer. They might feed you moose turd pie.
Ann Hammond - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
TJC - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Great spoof with a hole new angle on the OS... BTW, I hear cow pi leaves 3.14 times more excrement on one's shoe that dog poop!
Stan Hall - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
What a crappy parody! 5s anyway. :-)
LilCOWcakes - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'air de Farce, love your Rawhide! This sounds truly ~CampagnaEsque~ Love it when talk cowboy, Sir ! . . . . PS: Lookin' good in your Chaps . . .
AFW - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, IB, Meriadoc, Andy, John, CPH, Ann, TJC...Cow pi..(Love it..)..and Stan, and LCC...Thanks, but the chaps chafe and chap a bit...so I have to use chaps stick
Peregrin - October 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Now THAT put a big smile on my face! Thanks AFW :)

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