Song Parodies -> "My Lady Kenmore"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

"My Lady Kenmore"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

this is for appliance song fans out there

Ah, look at this old Hoover vacuum
Ah, look at this old Hoover vacuum

My Hoover vacuum, picks up the rice from the carpet
and leaves it so clean
What a machine
See the attachments, one for the sofa and one
To clean under the door
Is this a bore?

Oh this Hoover vacuum
How does it last so long?
Oh, this Hoover vacuum
I guess they made it strong

My Lady Kenmore,
She makes some very odd sounds but she works well,
I swear
Clean underwear
Look at it churning-cleaning my socks in the night
While I'm watching TV
It's heavenly

Oh, this Kenmore washer
How does she last so long?
Oh, this Kenmore washer
I guess they made it strong

Ah, look at this old Kenmore washer
Ah, look at this old Kenmore washer

My Lady Kenmore
I bought her used and she's cranking along, just the same
What a fine dame
What a spin cycle
Cleaning the dirt from my pants like an appliance slave
That's why I rave

Oh this Kenmore washer
How does it last so long?
Oh this Hoover vacuum
I guess they made them strong

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AFW - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

This comes out good in the wash...fabric softener 555.....I repair these...so it's particularly interesting to me...

alvin rhodes - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

delightfully goofy...5s

Michael Pacholek - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

A five-year warranty. Don't forget to get the Product Protection Plan! (Damn, I'm glad I don't work for Sears anymore!)

Adagio - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Inspirational appliances! I wouldn't get rid of them. You can write another parody about them breaking down.

Guy - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Unlike AFW I usually just break them, and call someone like him to fix them. I thought the part about the washer was really clean but the Hoover part sucked, but that's what a vacuum is suppossed to do. So here, suck up these nickles with that Hoover and launder these sawbucks in that washer. Fine write Royce.

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