Song Parodies -> "Granny, You Can't Drive Your Car"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

"Granny, You Can't Drive Your Car"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

asked my kin, if my keys, they had seen
they said, granny, yes indeed
you're welcome to blame us....we're not being mean
but we don't think that you drive so keen

granny, you can't drive your car
don't you know how old you are
granny, you can't drive your car
but dammit, you want to

i told my kin that my driving was good
and they said, granny, don't think you should
you make us nervous...we're out of our mind
because we think that you'll crash in time

granny, you can't drive your car
don't you know how old you are
granny, you can't drive your car
but dammit, you want to

please keep that cheap heap here

granny, you can't drive your car
don't you know how old you are
granny, you can't drive your car
but dammit, you want to

i told my kin, i must leave right away
they said, listen, gran, we got something to say
we took your car and we pulled out some parts
it ain't got no spark plugs so it won't start

granny, you can't drive your car
don't you know how old you are
granny, you can't drive your car
but dammit, you want to

please keep that cheap heap here
please keep that cheap heap here
please keep that cheap heap here
please keep that cheap heap here

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Kristof Robertson - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

This is so good, Alvin, I want to hug you (in a purely platonic, manly way of course)...I just loved "please keep that cheap heap here"...bravo! 555

Arwen - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Hee! Excellent work here, Alvin!

alvin rhodes - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks kristof...i accept your platonic hug...arwen, you can hug me anyway ya wanna..not that ya offered...heh heh heh

Bob Konigsberg - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Loved it - even the title just drew me in!

Guy - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

I want to die peacefully in my sleep not like the other passengers screaming in utter panic in your Granny's car. Thanks for pulling those plugs. Here, I'm pluggin' three fives for this. Well done.

MasonR - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Another "spark" of brilliance, Kristof!

John Barry - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Amusing and cautionary. "please keep that cheap heap here" almost made me drive off the road, I was laughing so hard.

Ingeborg S. Nordén - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

All points bulletin for a broken-down, rusty getaway car...license plate number WOW-555...

Tim Mayfield - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Alvin, superb concept

alvin rhodes - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks bob, guy, mason, john, ingeborg and tim

Meriadoc - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

What Kristof said... :-)

AFW - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Good 1....555

Arwen - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

It's really a standing offer, alvin...=)

Tim Hall - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Excellent job!

Joelle - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

555, very funny!

Claude Prez - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Me too

Stuart McArthur - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

I too loved "please keep that cheap heap here" - v. funny alvin - 555

alvin rhodes - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment

thank you all.....arwen, woo hoo !

Know 1 can hear you dream - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment

What gear is this parody in? 5!

Know 1 can hear you dream - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment

BTW, you should consider getting this one into the next monthly competition, no beatles song has won yet but we all know it's just a matter o' time...

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