for the benefit of Mrs. wife,
you will have a wreck tonight on maple street,
the rescue workers will all be there,
laughing at your underwear you didn't wash,

now Mrs. wife will stand and smile because she got the insurance check at last.
in this way, your lovely Fay is having a ball.

she celebrated on this day,
because she got insurance pay on saturday,
the wife and kids will tell the judge,
it was a wreck involving sludge on the road,

then the judge and jury will say
that she isn't proven guilty in any way.
on this night Mrs. wife spits on your grave.

she gets up the next day at ten to six,
she packs her suit case thinking shes rich, what a bitch.

then Mr. judge will call and say,
he found her guilty on this day and had solid proof.
there was gum found under the gas pedal the same brand she chews man that was dumb.
and tonight mrs. wife is going to jail.