Song Parodies -> "Buy A Star"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

"Buy A Star"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Late one night I was watching TV
A smooth voice said, "join the registry"
A stellar concept! A star named for me!
Amazing what you can get for a fee

Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker

Another ad said my knives are no good
A plastic chopper, buy this I should
It dices, slices, but not very fine
And it only costs $12.99

Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker

Rip rip, rip off, yeah!

Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker

Then this guy said to build better abs
he said "listen bub, buy this though it's a slab"
But I changed channels'I couldn't say yes
And made a contribution to PBS

Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker

Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!

Parody by Mason "this parody was made possible by viewers like you" Resnick

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John Barry - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Stellar.

2Eagle - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

First magnitude.

Peregrin - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

This parody glitters!

alvin rhodes - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

hey, i bought MYSELF a star...i call it alvin centauri..nah, just kidding, but i loved your song...great concept...5s

Jess Cully - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Beating up on the star-naming scammers gets a big thumbs up from me! Well written.

MasonR - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks all! I actually got the idea for this song years ago, while watching an episode of "The Magic Schoolbus" with my kids. The sleazy star-naming character was voiced by Dabney Coleman (how's that for trivia?)

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