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Song Parodies -> "Something"
Original Song Title:
"Something"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Something"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
something in the way she moos
attractive critter with an udder
something eating hay is groovy
i'd sure like a heifer now
you know i'm bewitched by cows
though, she cannot smile, i know
that she wants kneading of her udder
something in her guile just goads me
i'd sure like a heifer now
you know i'm bewitched by cows
start milking me, i hear her crow
i do so...i do so
a sticky gland pulled to and fro
cows, i know...cows, i know
something in the way she lows
and all i crave is just the stink of her
some folks think these things are homely
i do not believe them, now
you know i'm bewitched by cows
attractive critter with an udder
something eating hay is groovy
i'd sure like a heifer now
you know i'm bewitched by cows
though, she cannot smile, i know
that she wants kneading of her udder
something in her guile just goads me
i'd sure like a heifer now
you know i'm bewitched by cows
start milking me, i hear her crow
i do so...i do so
a sticky gland pulled to and fro
cows, i know...cows, i know
something in the way she lows
and all i crave is just the stink of her
some folks think these things are homely
i do not believe them, now
you know i'm bewitched by cows
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Udderly funny. Loved the first line.
Quite the moo-dful song. I think you wandered a bit on the humor, but it still came out bovinely.
Moo-velous! 5s, alvin!
I loved it--no bull! 5's
best uddering I've read today
Sounds like she really moooved you! Good one!
Heh heh, y'know I love cow parodies! 5's
I thought that was great alvin - "sure like ta 'eifer now"...hmmm...what exactly is he talking about? - 555
just want everyone to know i was NOT raised on a farm...thanks all
I'm pretty sure there are websites for people like you...
i never even milked a cow...honest
I was moooooooo-ved deeply with the OS! I definitely didn't have a cow with this parody! 555.
thanks christie...lol
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