Here comes that bum
Down from the slums, Oh, oy-vey
with a pint

Here's the wino, he reeks of booze and also urine
Drunken wino, he drinks his beer and then he leers
He is a bum. He stinks, he's scum, please don't stay
Smells so ripe

Drinkin' Drano, he stumbles and falls on his ass now
Then some Sterno; he pisses on himself right here
He's stinking drunk; smells like a skunk, no, don't stay
Please get lost

Bum, he's scum, please don't come
Dumb, that bum, always numb
That damn bum, where's he from?
Mumbles; trips on his tongue
Scum, that bum, from the slums

That old wino, his breath is gross and he is smelly
Damned old wino, he hangs 'round here and always leers
That damned old bum. That stinking bum, please go 'way
Take a hike

That smelly bum
He stinks of rum
Now I say
Take a hike