Song Parodies -> "I'll Get The Walnuts"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

"I'll Get The Walnuts"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I have noodles you have peas and we have cheese and mix it all together
This is more fun than a pig and a nun in a barfight
I'm lying

Crushing up the cornflakes
spearing up the Spam kabob
Mutilation prob-ly stupid slurpy sloppy
Go plug in your naughty toy
We'll need it 'fore too long

Dry out the eggplant....
Fry up the eggplant.....
I'll get the walnuts...
You cook the food

Mix it beat it salt as needed
put a little cumin in the bowl
See how I slice with a sharpened Ginsu knife one pound onion
I'm crying
I'm cryyyyyyyy-ing
I'm cryyyyyyyyyyyy-ing
I'm crying

Yellow French's mustard
Drip it on the hot dog pie
Chowder needs some fishsticks; yes it sounds sadistic
Boy you've been a naughty girl
You turned the pickles brown

Dry out the eggplant....
Fry up the eggplant.....
I'll get the walnuts...
You cook the food

Toasting up an English muffin waiting for the jam
If the jam don't come I'll make a sandwich from
this pound of London Broil

Dry out the eggplant....
Fry up the eggplant.....
I'll get the walnuts...
You cook the food no you cook the food no you

Chicken cooking it's infernal don't you think
the Colonel laughs at you?
See how it's nice with
all the secret spice
See how it's fried
I'm frying

Salmonella poultry
endowing us with awful power
soon offended patrons shouted hey where is the can
You should have seen them pumping out their bellies though

Dry out the eggplant....
Fry up the eggplant.....
I'll get the walnuts...
You cook the food no you cook the food no you
You cook the food no you cook the fooooooood no yooooooooou

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Rice Cube - April 18, 2003 - Report this comment

Food parodies rule! :-D I loved the second line in the first verse...pigs and nuns in a barfight, hehehe.

Meriadoc - April 18, 2003 - Report this comment

This is absolutely hilarious! I wish it was possible to vote 6's!

lebeiw15 - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Another great one!

Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment

I don't know why you say, "Good fry." I said, "Flambeau." But here's another clue for your hail: The walnuts are stale. "I could get the walnuts, I'd still have to bum rides off of people." -- Ferris Griller's Day Off. Of course, with the salmonella poultry, anyone heading for the bathroom would be what I've turned this into: A "running gag." Maybe I should get on with it and tell you your score: All you earned is five, five, five is all you earned.

Claude Prez - April 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you for the comments everyone. And Michael, "Flambeau" yourself.

Michael Pacholek - April 21, 2003 - Report this comment

What do I look like, the Human Torch?

Rick Duncan - October 08, 2003 - Report this comment

A lot of people that do this don't appreciate what it takes to get an idea across while keeping the original scan and even as many original words as possible. I see that you "get it". I busted up when I got to "Yellow French's Mustard" Good Job!

Spaff.com - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Cran. Berry. Sauce.
Rick: I'm glad you've discovered the splendiferous oeuvre of Claude Prez. This is his world - the rest of us just inhabit it.

David Chrenko - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment

More sugar. Good job, Claude.

AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Best Food Parody

Rod Worden - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Geez, Claude, this is truly one of the funniest parodies I've ever read, food or otherwise, period. I laughed so hard in places I'm cryyyyying! I just found this site last week and this is the first one of yours I've read. Will definitely be reading the rest, providing I know the tunes. Again, I'm a newbie, but I still can't figure why so many people would rate this so low. I gave you 1s straight across, first in each category.

Claude Prez - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks a little

Rod - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Did you catch the time of my post? I'm in CA and I just missed the April Fools deadline. Gotcha, just the same-o, amiright? Highest of Fives of course, this one is brilliant, a crack-up! Keep 'em coming, Claude.

Tim Hall - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment

This parody is as nutty as a Stuckey's Log!

Claude Prez - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Rod and Tim (also Rick, Spaff and David). Rod, that was my way of returning the joke; you said plenty of nice things about it (reads them again) so hey! thanks again

Stanley Blane - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Very very funny, love it!

Jeremy(Yeah, THE Jeremy) - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, Uncle Claude ; )heeheeheehaahaahaahoehoehoe What's the rumpus? This one was funny even tho I'd never even heard the real song(Dad let me listen to the original song afterwards). Well, that's it. Cya. Bye. Go!

Stuart McArthur - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment

found this one by accident Claude - it's fantastic - except for the fact that it makes sense, I can hear Lennon singing it - 555

Stuart McArthur - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment

just revisiting this one - still fantastic, Claude - one of my all-time faves

Phil Alexander - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Caught this one thanks to Stuart's comment - excellent, Claude. As usual.

Jack Wilson - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment

Best dam walnuts parodt theer is Claude! 5's

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