Song Parodies -> "Packin' a New SLR"

Original Song Title:

"Back in the USSR"

Original Performer:

"Packin' a New SLR"

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The Lyrics

Seeing as the ban on assault weapons in the US has expired, there's gotta be guys out there who've gone straight out and bought one (or more...)

Drove in from Miami with an M16
Didn't let me on the flight
Loading up with tracer in the magazine
Gonna set the world alight

I'm packin' a new SLR
Now that they've lowered the bar, I'm
Packin' a new SLR

Banning assault weapons was a huge disgrace
Couldn't get no real firepower
I've a ton of ammo in a metal case
Shoot it all in half an hour

I'm packin' a new SLR
I know it sound quite bizarre, I'm
Packin' a new S
Packin' a new S
Packin' a new SLR

Well that Uzi kick'll really knock you out
The Ingram knocks you flat
And M16s make me sing and shout
Kalashnikovs go rat-at-at-at-at-at-at
-at-at Rat-at-aaat

(solo target practice)

I'm packin' a new SLR
An' I'm chewin on a cigar, I'm
Packin' a new SLR

Well that Uzi kick'll really knock you out
The Ingram knocks you flat
And M16s make me sing and shout
Kalashnikovs go rat-at-at-at-at-at-at
-at-at Rat-at-aaat

Take me to your redneck gun-nuts way down South
Shootin' on your daddy's farm
Let me hear your high-calibre shots ring out
Keepin' your gun-barrel warm

I'm packin' a new SLR
Just don't go tellin' my Pa, I'm
Packin' a new SLR

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John Barry - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice job, Phil. I've got a couple on the site today related to the ban's expiration.

Know 1 can hear you dream - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Sorry Phil, that "(solo target practice)" wasn't enough, you've missed the 10s, 9s, 8s, 7s, and 6s. I only counting three 5s on the target board. More practise seems to be required! :-)

Johnny D - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Mmmm, guns... Mmmm, donuts...

alvin rhodes - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment

i'm shootin' some fives your way

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