Because you make my body ache, I hate you!
Because you make me freeze and shake, it's true
I feel more sick than ever, nurse, I do

I caught it in the morning, germs- I hate you!
By one o'clock my lips were turning blue
Each moment lasts a lifetime with the flu

(Spoken during instrumental break):
(Snot. Snot phleghm snot.
Blow, nostrils, blow!
Same old Hong Kong flu.
E-coli's got nothing on this baby!)

Because you mutate every year, I hate you!
I shook a hand, that's all I had to do
I feel it now, and millions feel it too

Because you make me cough and wheeze, I hate you!
Because you make me sniff and sneeze, it's true
I loathe you more than ever, germs, I do
Blood in my poo