Song Parodies -> "Yesterday (The Seven Deadly Sins Cycle, Part V)"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Yesterday (The Seven Deadly Sins Cycle, Part V)"

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The Lyrics

Unlike the previous entry in the series, this one is indeed about me, with a couple of minor exceptions. I do have a job, and I do get up to hurl. Otherwise, I'm a complete slug. To sloth!

Lethargy
Someone tell me, what is energy?
I can't even write a parody
Because I'm feeling so lazy

Lazy girl
I'm so darned relaxed my hair won't curl
Can't be bothered to get up to hurl
Guess that makes me a lazy girl

I could blame the heat
'Twould be neat, but let's be real
Let me tell the town
Lying down has great appeal

What the hey
Think I won't get out of bed today
Tell the landlord he can go away
'Cause my ennui is here to stay

My house is a mess
I'm not dressed, can't keep a job
If you call it sloth
Won't be wroth, 'cause I'm a slob

Lethargy
Sloth's a sin, or so they're telling me
There's a spot in hell reserved for me
Because I'm feeling so lazy

(zzzzzzz....)

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Dee Range - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

These are all so good, don't stop...ever. High 5's

Arwen - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Vanity is still my very favorite...but this is definitely 5 worthy! Excellent!!

Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Sorry it took me so long to vote & comment here, but I was feeling a little.....zzzzzzzzz......

Adam Eccleshall - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

This is great. Looking forward to the last 2 :-) 5's

Phil Alexander - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Apathy
Like I should care what's happening to me?
Shall I bother with this parody?
Nope

;-)

2Eagle - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

How about "The Republicans live in Yesterday".

alvin rhodes - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm so darned relaxed my hair won't curl..great line...5s...good stuff

2nz - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I think I'll comment on how good this is tomorrow.... that's five.

Mari D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Here's an FYI: Tonight's meeting of Procrastinators' Anonymous was put off until next week. You can't even write a parody? What do you call this one? Good job... zzz...

Know 1 can hear you dream - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

"There's a spot in hell reserved for me"! I guess that summons up what�s ahead for a 7 deadly sins sinner.

Ravyn Rant - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks everybody! I'm glad you're enjoying the cycle. I hope to have the rest of it done by next Friday, because I'm time-travelling to another shire come 9/18 and will be singing about beer for the next six weeks. I must admit, I'm getting a little hung up on "Avarice" - I don't posess enough to be greedy, so it's a bit of a stretch!

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