Yo-heave-ho, away we go, as we leave shore
we're sailing in bad weather
Drinking our rum, we're pigs, we are scum
Our black flag flies
We're vermin

Sitting on the top deck
Watching for a ship to come
Pasty merchant seamen, simple bloody plunder
Send the captain off the plank
don't think he'll float too long

I've got no leg, man
I have a peg, man
I am a Pirate
Har-har-dee-har

Mr. Wimpy English Captain
On your ship the impressed long for home
Us you don't own, we plunder then we roam
then drink our rum

We're violent
we're violent, we're vile men, we're vile, man

Yellow dog land-lubber
See the patch upon my eye
Lost it in a bar fight
Had a barber stitch it
'hoy, and then I raced right back
and headed out to sea

I've got no leg, man
I've got a peg, man
I am a Pirate
Yo-ho-dee-ho

(Instrumental Break)


Quaffing down a keg of stale ale
Drinking down some rum
Get so drunk I know I cannot stand
I'm lying on below deck scum

I've got no leg , man
(spoken: " I'm a bloody cur")
I have a peg, man
(spoken: "the deep holds my fortune")
I am a Pirate
Yo-ho-dee-ho, yo-ho-ho-dee-ho

Lilly-livered English "Willie's"
Pirates make great sport and laugh at you
(Ho-ho-ho-yo-ho-ho-har-har-har)
You soon will feel the cold of our steel
Skin your insides
You're dying

Sailing ships we'll plunder
At our pleasure from you cowards
Foppish British Admiral quoting Billy Shakespeare
Har, you should have seen his knees shake
walking down the plank

I've got no leg, man
I've got a peg, man
I am a Pirate
Har-har-dee-har
ha-har-har-dee-har
Yo-ho-ho-ho
Ha-har-har-dee-har
argh-argh
argha-argha-argha
argha-argha-argha
argha-argha-argha
argha-argha

(Scurvy liar....Sea-sailing vermin...
Davey Jones locker will rest ye)