Song Parodies -> "My Teenage Daughter"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

"My Teenage Daughter"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

As Sir Paul would put it, "This one's for the Over-Twelves".

Aah...look at all the teenage horn-dogs
Aah...look at all the teenage horn-dogs

My teenage daughter
Lives half her life with her left ear attached to the phone
Rarely comes home
Sits with her girlfriends
Chatting all night about clothes and their problems with boys
Making some noise
All the teenage horn-dogs - those barely legal creeps
Cackling teenage horn-dogs - shut up so I can sleep
Aah...look at all the teenage horn-dogs
Aah...look at all the teenage horn-dogs

Scrawny delinquent
Pulls to the curb in his heap as he leans on the horn
Bet he reads porn
He's got a mullet
Just like some guy that I dated a long time ago
Drove a Pinto
Nasty teenage horn-dogs - who do they think they are?
Groping teenage horn-dogs - my daughter's in his car!
Aah...look at all the teenage horn-dogs
Aah...look at all the teenage horn-dogs

Angst-ridden mommy
Sits up all night in her chair by the phone near the door
It's nearly four
She still remembers
All of the things that two bored teenage horn-dogs can do
She did them too
All the teenage horn-dogs - those pimply little creeps
Damn you, teenage horn-dogs - come home so I can sleep!

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Ashkicksass - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Ravyn, this is awesome! So so so funny, and true!

Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

WOW !! This is excellent, Ravyn! Very, very well done! 5-5-5!

Arwen - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

"He's got a mullet..." LOL!! So good, Ravyn...no kids of my own...but I live next door to a hooligan who fits this description SOOO perfectly...I can't stand him!

John Barry - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

The verse about the car and the mullet had me laughing what few hairs I have left off!

Kristof Robertson - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Ravyn..this is super, best thing I've read today. I've posted a parody about the Amiright girls today...sorry I didn't mention you..you deserve to be up there with the best! 555

Ravyn Rant - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Coming from the likes of you folks, I'm extremely flattered! Thank you!

neminem - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Brilliance.

Leo Jay - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

This rocks like a beat-up Pinto with two horn-dogs in the back seat. And written just in time for the 'M' round...

Bob Smith - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

VERY good job! 5s across the board!

Bob the girl - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

5-5-5! I thought the pacing of your parody was one of the best I've seen on this site. And the lyrics were too true...

Kat - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Ravyn, you are sosososososososososo cynical!

Jeff Reuben - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment

This is hilarious! And a 50-50 shot I'll be there in about 13 years and 2 months (but only a 10% chance of that)

Rod Worden - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Kudos to you from a new fan. Hilarious!! Bet you received piles of 5s on this before the infamous vote-dump. Here's mine.

paul robinson - August 03, 2017 - Report this comment

Wow! I obviously wasn't paying attention when this was first posted, but looking at the original posting date I have a good excuse - I was unemployed at the time and my home internet was mostly non-functioning during this time period. Anyway, great job - really well consructed and very, very funny. So anyway I score this with some 13 yr delayed 5's. Geez, with 13 years of accrued interest those 5's ought to be worth at least 8's or 9's now, maybe even 10's if properly invested.

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