Song Parodies -> "Beer... Chair... and Marge's Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Here, There And Everywhere"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Beer... Chair... and Marge's Hair"

Parody Written by:

Leola Jayne Schwartz

The Lyrics

Inspired by the plagiarized[?] -- and since removed -- Homer Simpson 'Do Re Mi' parody of a few days ago...

I love my darling wife...
when she is bringing me beer!

Beer...
making each day full of cheer!
Seeing my wife with a beer in her hand --
beer for her man -
makes my destination clear:

Chair!
Where I have never a care...
Sitting there drinking... and then when I pee,
u-su-al-ly
I sit on my porc'lain chair...

And then there's Marge's hair:
When I need an extra beer, I always find one there,
So I needn't get up from my comfy chair...

But never ask me to share!
When I'm out drinking at Moe's with the guys,
It's no surprise
That I never share my beer...

But from my comfy chair,
I can grab an extra beer from out of Marge's hair
And I know that she won't ever ask to share

So I have never a care...

Why go out drinking at Moe's with the guys,
Their greedy eyes all coveting Homer's beer...?

I'll stay here... and drink my beer:

Beer...
Chair...
And Marge's hair!

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Ravyn Rant - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

It's not just because I'm a sucker for a good beer parody that I gave this all fives - it's because it's a very good beer parody!

Steve K. - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

A beer in Marge's hair, now that's cool! 5 chuggs for ya.

Ashkicksass - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

I love it Leola!

Kristof Robertson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

As a lifelong Simpson's fan, I loved this! 555

Arwen - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

LJ...you're starting to become my new hero...Excellent! 5s...

Agrimorfee - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

I could just picture this being performed on "The Simpsons"--you channeled the writers' minds to perfection. 555

Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Eeexxxcellent......Eeeexxxcellent!

Paul Robinson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

D'oh, this was great. 5's...Kudo's, Leola - it really does bring the TV show characters to life.

Juke B Lalphing (Lake Arattoni) - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Is it just my paranoid self or are you Leo Jay in disguise? Good parody either way.

Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Good one Leola

Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Another homer from Lee OJ!

Rex - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment

mmmmm... beer. mmmmmm... beer parody.

Peter Andersson - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment

How come there's no beer can with Homer's face on it? The pps behind the Simpsons are no foes of merchandise but they've missed the most obvious cash in. IMHO.

Stuart McArthur - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment

great's Duff, Leo - 555

Phil Alexander - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment

I missed this first time around, too. Beautiful, and damn near perfect. Which Homer "Do re mi" parody would that be, then? I haven't posted mine yet...

2Eagle - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Lovely ode to America's sweethearts.

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