Yesterday, all these queer-eyed men were straight out gay
Now it looks their fad is here to stay
Oh, I wish I was far away

Suddenly, men are shaving where we cannot see
With such fashion pointers in my knee
From metrosex I wanna flee

Why this fad must come, I don´t know, I guess it sells
I felt better when I could scratch and smell like Hell

Yesterday, Atkin´s diet was the thing to do
Now men have to sit down at the loo
And care "if it was good for you"

Why this fad must come, I don´t know, I guess I´m old
I think mooning´s fun, but "uranus" should stay cold

Yesterday, painted nails it meant a dame unwed
Now I need I.D to get ahead
Oh, I wish I was home in bed

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