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Song Parodies -> "Chicken to Hide"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket to to Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Chicken to Hide"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

About birds that go BAWK in the night
I think I'm gonna go mad
This chicken's a nut, yeah
The girl that's the owner of it
Keeps carrying it around
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.

The chicken just drives me crazy
Spins round and round yeah.
He sure what I will eat
When she gets it ground
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.


I don't know why I'm so out of my mind
See this bird all the time
She ought to make it meat
Her bird goes "BAWK!" IN MY EARS ALL THE TIME!
It lays eggs all the time
She ought to keep it in the barn

I think I'm gonna go mad
This chicken's a nut, yeah
The girl that's the owner of it
Keeps carrying it
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.

But she don't care.

I don't know why I'm so out of my mind
See this bird all the time
She ought to make it meat
Her bird goes "BAWK!" IN MY EARS ALL THE TIME!
It lays eggs all the time
She ought to keep it in the barn.

She said that it will be meat
I'm so happy now , yeah.
Now she agrees with me
Wwhen it was around
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.


Bird got in my hair,.bird got in my hair
Bird got in my hair,.bird got in my hair
Wait did I just make it pun in my top comment?........ LOL anyways, emial :
ralphmalph1288@hotmail.com
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Guy - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This one tastes just like chicken.
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Chickens donīt lay eggs, but sometimes you have to break some to make a 555 parody. (I expected this one to be about the epidemic in Asia and some yellow breeder hiding away his meal tickets). :-)
Birgitta - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I LOVE chicken parodies. (I'm so addicted to chicken-it's sick) GJ Jack. :-D
Paul Wooten - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Liked it, a shade off the pace. 455
Astonished - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This may be the most overrated song I've ever seen here. It doesn't fit the pace at all, and isn't remotely funny.
Johnny D - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Wacky!
Mari D - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Know 1: What do you mean by "Chickens don't lay eggs?"
Johnny D - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, yeah, good point there, Mari D. What in the name of all that is fowl DOES he mean by that? 'Tis a feathered mystery.
Jack Wilson - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks GUy, Know 1 , Birgitta, Paul, Astonished, Johnny and Mari D!
Jack Wilson - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks GUy, Know 1 , Birgitta, Paul, Astonished, Johnny and Mari D!
Agrimorfee - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
A funny idea Jack, but poorly paced and it rarely made sense. 343
DJ Blaze - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, and as one of the many ticket/chicken title subs, it's one of the best. 555
Jack Wilson - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks! LOL I was your age now when I wrote this....so long ago LOL.

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