Belch, I heard somebody,
Belch, not just anybody,
Belch you know I heard someone, belch!
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
My mama taught me table manners. "Don't belch," she would say.
"When you fart go outside; yes, try to be polite."
But all of that did change when I ate pizza last night.
Help me if you can, I need some Tums
'Cause I think I drank a little too much rum.
Havin' indigestion is no fun!
Won't you please, please help me?

Next morning I wake up 'cause I've really got to pee
Then I eat breakfast thinking "What is wrong with me?"
And every now and then, I feel it bubble up.
The urge to belch is so darn strong, I just let out a burp.

Help me if you can, I need some Tums
'Cause I think I drank a little too much rum.
Havin' indigestion is no fun!
Won't you please, please help me?

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
My mama taught me table manners. "Don't belch," she would say.
"When you fart go outside; yes, try to be polite."
But all of that did change when I ate pizza last night.
Help me if you can, I need some Tums
'Cause I think I drank a little too much rum.
Havin' indigestion is no fun!
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me? *Burp!*