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Song Parodies -> "Revolution 131 (Expanded Haitian Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Revolution 1"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Revolution 131 (Expanded Haitian Version)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Sigh... one more revolution against a corrupt government in Haiti. But considering the fact that the opposition called themselves the "Cannibal Army" up until last year, it's not like you want to cheer them on either...
You say you want a revolution
Oh hell, here goes...
Think you're gonna make me hurl
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
You may have a point there, Earl

'Cause I see nothing but disruption
Won't you go teach you kids to count?
Or it's never gonna be alright
Alright, alright

You say you got a real solution
Oh is that so?
You've made nothing of your land
You ask me for a contribution
Get real, mofo
Don't deserve a helping hand

I ain't thowin' money at tyrants, none for you mate
Pick yourselelf up by the bootstraps and pull your weight
Or it's never gonna be alright
Alright, alright

You say you'll change the constitution
Listen up, Joe
You got people to be fed
You tell me its the institution
Why don't you go
And teach your kids to read instead?

And when you go by names like "Army of Cannibals"
You ain't gonna make it with no one but Hannibal
And It's never ever gonna be alright
In that dump that you call Haiti, alright?
Get a real economy, alright?
Resort hotels on the beach, alright?
Put a dent in poverty, alright?
Get your children off the streets, alright?
Don't be sendin' refugees, alright?
No more goat heart blood slurpees, alright?

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Birgitta - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job Mac! I cur-racked up,when I read "mofo",lol! Love to see humor in a serious well written parody.GJ
Diva - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I wish I knew Creole! LOL..... Oui ! That was a good one!
mac - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot Birgitta & Diva! Looking back over this, it seems I was kind of hard on the poor Haitians. Its aimed at the idiot thugs running around hurting people, not at the average guy down there who is probably doing the best he can.

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