Song Parodies -> "You've Got to Hide Your Love Handles"

Original Song Title:

"You've Got to Hide Your Love Away"

Original Performer:

"You've Got to Hide Your Love Handles"

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The Lyrics

Here I stand, mug in hand, beer gut blatant to all
'Til it's gone I can't go on feeling so appalled
Everywhere people stare at my heavy waist
I can see them laugh at me yelling with distaste---

HEY! YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE YOUR LOVE HANDLES!
HEY! YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE YOUR LOVE HANDLES!

How can I eat this pie with this double chin
Clearing phlegm, I see them, spit into my din din
How could she say to me exercise is the way
Long T-shirt hides my girth, now they'll never say---

HEY! YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE YOUR LOVE HANDLES!
HEY! YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE YOUR LOVE HANDLES!

c2004 LoftusongsJimLoftusTheFameGame

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Rick D - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Your character should marry my character--http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles284.shtml

Jim Loftus - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Dear Rick D-- That's uncanny that our parodies took similar paths down the road of girthville...I was going to check out other "You've Got to Hide.." parodies prior to doing mine but it slipped my mind--just so you know I didn't peek at yours--fat is funny!

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