"Green Tamborine", Cobra, Python
"My Dingaling", "The Locomotion"
Take down the words as much as you use
You'll have to take the naughty words out
Do the Tarot Card Shuffle

I have a dream, upturned apple cart
"Taste The Waste", now that's a good start
Starsky and Hutch, and "The St. Louis Blues"
You'll have to take the naughty words out
Do the Tarot Card Shuffle

I feel it on my eyebrow
The words aren't quite true
Like trying to milk a dead cow
Maybe I'll just go back to bed
I'm going "Double Dutch"
I'm gonna make my Mama proud
Creem Magazine

You might get Jamie far
You have unlimited power
You can say "Za-zoo-za-zee, za-zoo-zaza!"
When you wish up on a star

(Repeat Stanza 1)