It was twenty years ago today, an accident while bailing hay,
He's been about to go berserk, but he finally found a hand that works.
So may I show it off to you, the way it works is really cool,
My best friend's new bionicle hand.

It's my best friend's new bionicle hand, I hope you really like the looks.
It's my best friend's new bionicle hand, you usually only see them with hooks.

Best friend's bionicle, best friend's bionicle, best friend's brand new bionicle hand.

It's amazing how he works it, it's certainly so cool.
You'll think this is so freaky-ish, I want to see you look at this,
I want to see you look.


There's one thing that I want him to show, before it's time for us to go,
He's going to lift a bucket of sand, with that artificial hand.
So may I show it off to you, the best kind to come out in years,
It's my best friend's new bionicle hand.