Song Parodies -> "Sea Shells ( Or The 'why Is The Ocean Not Happy With Humans Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Michelle"

Original Performer:

"Sea Shells ( Or The 'why Is The Ocean Not Happy With Humans Song)"

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The Lyrics

seashells, oh hell,
now my feet bleed in the ocean swells,
from seashells

seashells, like bells,
conchie ones you hear them wery well,
so very well

illusions illusions illusions,
is what you hear today
you hear the echo say
just put me down you great big fat pig
in water, not on land,
I'm seashell

seaweed too seaweed too seaweed, too
is stuck between my toes
or so the story goes
just put me down you great big fat pig
in water, not on land,
I'm seashell

I want to I want to I want to
see a shark eat you
so swim out here today
and feed great whites your fat blubby ass
they'll bite off your hands
in sea swells

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