can't dry me up, up
can't dry me up,
I've got to moisturize my face
it will make me look allright
the makeup hardly hides a thing
and it flakes off every night
I don't think it's all that runny
and it can't dry me up


oil of aloe on my skin,
as I write this beatle tune
hope it sinks right through the pores
or I'll look just like a prune
I would rather shag a bunny
as long as I'm not drying up..

can't dry me up, up
can't dry me up,

say I don't need no surgery
and I'll be satisfied
I can pull all my wrinkles in
with my hair back, tightly tied
moisturizing's kinda crummy
but crummy won't dry me up

can't dry me up, up
can't dry me up, whoa