Song Parodies -> "I Want Everything A Secret"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Want To Know A Secret"

Original Performer:

"I Want Everything A Secret"

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The Lyrics

Satire about Dubya Bush and his administration's obsession with secrecy

(As sung by Dubya Bush)

(instrumental intro)

You'll never know how much I'm keeping from you...
You'll never know how much, but I don't care...

Listen! I want everything a secret.
Flunkies, promise not to tell... no, no, no...
No, sir! I'll make papers disappear.
With this purge, I'm in the clear...
I am W, so boo-hoo-oo...

Listen! I want everything a secret.
Flunkies, promise not to tell... no, no, no...
No, sir! I'll make papers disappear.
With this purge, I'm in the clear...
I am W, so boo-hoo-oo...

I'm keeping secrets about what I do.
Nobody knows, so screw you!

Listen! I want everything a secret.
Flunkies, promise not to tell... no, no, no...
No, sir! I'll make papers disappear.
With this purge, I'm in the clear...
I am W, so boo-hoo-ooo...

(repeat last line and fade)

Author's home page version with MIDI

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