Song Parodies -> "I've Caught A Virus"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Feeling"

Original Performer:

"I've Caught A Virus"

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The Lyrics

I've caught a virus, a virus I can't fight
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I've caught a virus, hidden deep inside
(No no, oh no, oh no)
Damn! Damn and blast! I've caught a virus

I've caught a virus, a virus you can't see
(Oh yeah? yeah, oh yeah?)
I've caught a virus - it's irritating me
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Damn! Damn and blast! I've caught a virus
I've caught a virus

All this time it's been going around, I'm
Wondering how come nobody told me
All that I was needing was something to
Innoculate

I've caught a virus, I'm hoping that it goes
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I've caught a virus, I hope that no-one knows
(Oh yeah, we know)
Yeah yeah I've caught a virus yeah
Yeah

Now I've gone and found a specialist
Now I've gone and been inspected
Now I've gone and found the problem
Now I've gone and got infected
Oh yeah, (oh yeah) oh yeah, oh yeah
'Cause I went and had a good time
'Cause I went and let my guard down
'Cause I went and made a cock-up
'Cause I'm going into a shutdown
Oh yeah

I've caught a virus, but I know that I'll survive
('Cause I went and had a good time)
('Cause I went and let my guard down)
I've caught a virus - it's there on my hard drive
('Cause I went and made a cock-up)
('Cause I'm going into a shutdown)

Yeah yeah I've caught a virus yeah

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Paul Robinson - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Phil, be careful you don't re-format that hard drive.

Billy Florio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Theres a joke I have, that I really stole from my school newspaper (who were being dead serrious)...they called computer virus's ETD's........ Electronicly transmitted diseases...

Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Heh heh heh nyuk nyuk 5's. Remember to wear latex cots on your fingers whenever you touch your keyboard now.

Phil Alexander - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment

Billy - you sure they're not Virtual Diseases? And isn't a "trojan" a brand-name of condom? Hey, now there's an idea...

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