Hey Jackie and Jill
Where is the thrill
Jackie and Jill

They went out to get some water for the thrills and the fun
They walked themselves together up a hill in the noonday sun
The would conquer adversity much more better than Attila the Hun
(That little old thing!)

Hey Jackie and Jill
Where is the thrill
Jackie and Jill

She didn't quite comprehend that unlike the other guys
That Jack was afflicted with an allergy to boysenberry pies
And that the nearness of the town bakery could cut him down to size
(What a poor little thing!)

Hey Jackie and Jill
Where is the thrill
Jackie and Jill

So now you understand why those little kids took a spin
It was not from clumsiness or an overdose of gin
"It wasn't my fault," he said as he grinned a suspicious grin
(Did I miss something?)

Hey Jackie and Jill
Where is the thrill
Jackie and Jill