Song Parodies -> Rope My Knees! Rope My Arms!

Original Song Title:	"Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da"
Original Performer:	The Beatles

Parody Song Title:	"Rope My Knees! Rope My Arms!"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

Desmond has a private little orgy place
Molly runs the bondage room with Dan
Desmond says to Molly - Girl, Dan wants to play
Dan says this as his wife and Molly grab his hands -

Rope my knees!
Rope my arms!
Wife, come on!
Bra!
Rubber ball gag!
Handcuffs on!

Rope my knees!
Rope my arms!
Wife, come on!
Bra!
Rubber ball gag!
Handcuffs on!

Desmond takes a taxi to the pharmacy
Buys six hundred condoms every day (Every day?)
Takes them back and hands them to his wife Molly
And from the bondage room they both can hear Dan say - (Hey!)

Rope my knees!
Rope my arms!
Wife, come on!
Bra!
Rubber ball gag!
Handcuffs on!

Rope my knees!
Rope my arms!
Wife, come on!
Bra!
Rubber ball gag!
Handcuffs on! (Yeah!) (Whoa!)

Took a couple of years
To get their orgy place zoned

With a couple of well-placed kickbacks and bribes
To Mayor Lombardi Jones
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Happy ever after in their orgy place
Latex condoms worn by every man (Yeah! Man!)
Sado-masochism with a can of mace
Bondage-and-discipline with ropes and rubber bands

(Yes) Rope my knees!
Rope my arms!
Wife, come on!
Bra!
Rubber ball gag!
Handcuffs on! (Ha ha ha)

(Hey) Rope my knees!
Rope my arms!
Wife, come on!
Bra!
Rubber ball gag!
Handcuffs on!

Took a couple of years
To get their orgy place zoned

With a couple of free B and D sessions
For Mayor Lombardi Jones
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(Yeah) Happy ever after in their orgy place
Trojan condoms worn by every man (Yeah!)
Party-goers take a break to wash their face
And clean the fluids that collect upon their glands

(Yeah) Rope my knees!
Rope my arms!
Wife, come on!
Bra!
Rubber ball gag!
Handcuffs on!

(Yeah) Rope my knees!
Rope my arms!
Wife, come on!
Bra!
Rubber ball gag!
Handcuffs on!

So if you want some fun
Say "Rope my knees and arms!"

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Leah Lockhart - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Um... I think I'm gonna have nightmares.

Adagio - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

There is a definite dark side to your stuff lately...:D But it's good.

Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you Leah and Adagio!

Gee, Adagio, I don't think of it as dark.....I think of it as good, clean, ribald, bawdy, and naughty consenting-adult fun!

Melhi - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

As soon as I saw the title, I knew I was bound to like this one!

Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you, Melhi - I'm so glad we are in accord with one another.

Guy - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

This one just has me so fit to be tied. That first Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha line was so perfect. I actually laughed it out loud as I was reading the song because the previous two lines were so funny. Most excellent, sir. I rate this one 5 handcuffs.

Adagio - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Ok, Johnny, it's not really dark...but I think that I like it for .....reasons. ;)

Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Oooooo Adagio, so mysterious......mmm-hmm..... ;-D

Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you Guy - good ol' Mayor Lombardi Jones comes through again for Desmond and Molly !

Floyd's Garage - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Right on

The Great Karlando - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

This is really funny. A tad on the freaky side, but hey....who among us hasn't written something really freaky before???

Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you Floyd's Garage, and thank you, The Great Karlando!

Meriadoc - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Ah, the real Johnny sheds his bonds and springs forth...I am getting more than intrigued... ;-)

Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

You have your little mysteries, Meriadoc( & Peregrin) , and I have mine...... ;-)

Adagio - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Guess I'm getting intrigued too, Mer...

Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment

heh heh heh

Diva - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment

My goodness, you are a frisky one.

Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

You betcha, Diva. Thanks!

Paul Robinson - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!!!!! You're turning out to be much more twisted than I originally thought. And I really like to see that in someone writing song parodies. It must have something to do with being born in Connecticut (Me: Norwalk, 04-01-1950. That's right you did not misread the month & day). Another sure sign of serious mental problems is going to your to office to post a parody and check out others on a beautiful SoCal Saturday afternoon. But I was out anyway and it's not that far.

Johnny D - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul ! So we're both from The Nutmeg State, eh? Appropriate, both because of the "nut" in "nutmeg", and because nutmeg contains a naturally-occurring hallucinogen (so I've been told....).

Spaff.com - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment

It's so unlike you to post something risque'. But I'll let it slide just this once. YOU HEAR ME? JUST THIS ONCE, SERVANT BOY. Don't make me bring out the gimp.

Adagio - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL

Johnny D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh Mighty Spaff, I extend my humble gratitude to you...thank you, thank you...and...EVERYBODY, TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT "SPAFF" REALLY MEANS:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spaff

Adagio - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Can't even say a freakin' name around this place...it might be a bad word...:D

Paul Robinson - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny D - Already voted and commented on this back in December but today's comments reminded me of what a classic work it is. I'd say that I'll whenever I think of bondage I'll think of you, but, GOD, I hope that's not true!!! HEY, all you "VOYEURS" out there, check this one out, I'm sure it will give you a "lift".

Claude Prez - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Hmmm...perhaps I've been a bit hasty in my quest to become more "Spaff-like"...ps--great song Johnny, I voted on it back in Dec.

Johnny D - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Adagio, Paul, and Claude.

Leah Lockhart - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Heh heh... quit spaffin' off already.

Johnny D - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey folks - please go check out Rick Duncan's excellent parody of this same Beatle's tune, "To-may-toe, to-mah-toe", located here:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles435.shtml

Johnny D - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

And also please getcha'self a major Laff-From-Spaff over at Spaff.com's hilarious parody of "Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da", called "Oprah Tees, Oprah Thongs", located here:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles456.shtml

Song Parodies -> Rope My Knees! Rope My Arms!

"Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da"

The Beatles

"Rope My Knees! Rope My Arms!"

Johnny D

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