Parody Song Lyrics Tall Scary Heels and Leather

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Phil Alexander - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh, Johnny...

...this is based on experience, I presume?

Melhi - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Somebody's been a bad, bad boy! 5 lashes for you!

Johnny D - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you Melhi, may I have some more? Please?

Phil Alexander - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

I suppose if you're that desperate, we could have a whip-round...

Johnny D - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks for your vote and comment Phil......and no, I'm not quite that desperate (thank goodness) !

Arwen - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

While it's actually a bit unnerving...it's FABULOUSly written...nice work!

Olvan The Terrible - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Probably the best S&M-related parody ever. That is, unless Al Yankovic's already released an "adults-only" album...

Suzie Cream Cheese - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Good one!!

Adagio - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Uh...yea...trying to think of something here besides my usual fabulous title to your fabulous title. Ok...what I say is ...=:X Good job, as usual. 5's

Johnny D - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh Adagio, beeehaayve.....

Johnny D - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Arwen, Olvan The Terrible, Suzie Cream Cheese, and of course, haarrrroowwwrrrrAdagio.......... ;-D

Diva - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Lmao! This was hilarious!

Adagio - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Me?

Bob Gomez - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

"She beats it lusty high or low" is a brilliant line--not all closely matched rhyming works, but yours certainly does here. And when people tell you to behaaaaave, that means don't. Way to whip it, Johnny D! You whipped it good! d;:^)

Rice Cube - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Well, this certainly is interesting ;-)

Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

I should have given you all ones, because you seem to like pain! But I'm afraid the point would be lost on some of our correspondents. You know, as the old saying goes, everyone complains about the leather, but nobody ever does anything about it! But then, I'm a baseball nut, so, to me, "flashing leather" means something else entirely.

AussieBullDog - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Scary, yet frightening. Fives, mate.

Spaff.com - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Bitchin' title, bitchin' everything else. But how, pray tell, do you know what a "safe word" is? Hmm?

Adagio - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, Johnny, always a pleasure to read your stuff too and get an opinion from you. ;)

Johnny D - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

First of all let me catch-up on my thank you's: Thanks Diva, Bob, Rice Cube, Michael, AussieBullDog, Adagio once again, and Spaff !

Now, Spaff...as to your gentle inquiry...one could inquire the same of you, could they not, hmm?? ;-D

Claude Prez - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

APPLE!!! (I know I heard somewhere that's a good "safe" word) This is great.

Mistress Merry - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Hmmmm Johnny, are you busy this weekend? Pip and I will lock Malcolm safely in the closet out of the way - promise... ;-)

Johnny D - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Ah-HA !! "Mistress" Merry - Okay everybody - you heard it here first - is half of the "Miss-tery" solved?

Tell ya what, Mistress Merry....I'll meet you on the astral plane where you can lay your celestial Cool Whip on my cosmic strawberries....hhhaaarrrrrowwwrrrrr.....

Thanks very much for your kind votes & comments, Claude and Merry!

Adagio - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment

They tease you, Johnny!

Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Ohhhh I know I know, I'm just teasing them too...

Leah Lockhart - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment

You've just raised the bar...again.

Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Leah!

Phil Alexander - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Is that what they mean by "cream teas" then? But if that bar gets raised any higher, I'm going for limbo instead ;-)

Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you, Phil. Ever since I found Amiright and saw the extremely high quality of many of the parodies already posted here, I've felt more often than not that I'm already doing the "limbo-walk" myself!

Hey... The Limbo Walk ... parody possibilities there?

Guy - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment

You really whipped out a fine one here Johnny. No one is going to beat this one. And this was a Beatles song, notorously non responsive usually. Very nice indeed. 5 on the pain meter.

Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Guy!

Phil Alexander - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Johnny - were you thinking of a parody to "The Lambeth Walk", by any chance? I wonder how many people here would recognize *that* one?

Peregrin - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Johnny D - I can forsee all sorts of 'doors' opening for you now!

Johnny D - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Phil - are you referring to this? If so, this is not the one I was thinking of....

http://www.vauxhallsociety.org.uk/LambethDoing.html

I was thinking of a song popular in the U.S. in the 50's or 60's called "The Limbo Walk".... I think it was a calypso tune.

Johnny D - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Peregrin - Thank you for your comment - and you have me intrigued now.....please elaborate on what exactly you are implying by the word "doors" ? Are you referring to opportunities (if so what kind?), or bodily orifices (if so which-oh never mind), both, or neither? ;-D

Phil - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

That's the one.. not heard of "The Limbo Walk", though.

Melhi - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Johnny D., maybe the doors are a certain color. ??? (Tricksy Hobbitses and their tricksy riddleses, I'm still trying to figure out which line in their spork parody is a clue.)

Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Melhi - yup, them hobbitses have me guessin' again!

Diva - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for answering Johnny. I'll have to run it by the moderator of the site first . I'll let you know what they say.

Johnny D - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Diva!

Spaff.com - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

I was flipping through radio stations the other night and Strawberry Fields came on. Of course what I heard was Tall Scary Heels and Leather. So now you've ruined the Beatles for me. Spank you very much.

Phil Alexander - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, Spaff- some people would pay good money for this as a mental image when the Beatles come on :-)

Johnny D - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Mighty Spaff, I'm spankful that I could be of service in that regard. Philbo - I'd like to see some of that good money, quid pro quo.

Moony_K - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Very nice! I think you've rather turned me on to combining S&M with mellow Beatles tunes. I' m not quite sure if that's a good thing or not ;- )

Johnny D - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Moony_K! ;-D

Moony_K - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment

How would you like to drop by my place; I have some spare whips lying around! ;- )

Silver Power - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment

(Beatles Parody Contest) This was great! I think the pacing was as good as weird al! It was really funny too! I think you will go far on amiright. on september 10th i should announce winners.

Johnny D - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Moony_K (again), and thank you, Silver Power.

Charlie Decker - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Scary. Scarily good...also just plain scary.

Johnny D - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Charlie....and.... BE scared....be VERY scared....and KNEEL if you know what's VERY good for you, heh heh heh.

Adam Thorton - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow! That is great man. I am only 12 and I get it very much. (I like to experiment. you know.)

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Original Song Title:	"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Original Performer:	The Beatles

Parody Song Title:	"Tall Scary Heels and Leather"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

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"Strawberry Fields Forever"

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