(Guitar intro)

Who knows how long I've owed you
You know I owe you still
You might wait one or two lifetimes
I will never pay my bill

(Guitar riff)

I pleaded and cajoled you
You loaned me cash again
Thanks a bunch, I can't repay you
Guess you'll have to file a claim

Give me some credit, I've no credit
And debt collectors know
Borrow on credit, there, I've said it
So off to work, I owe

Too bad, when I'm intestate
Your sobs will fill the air
Must have been your fate that steered you
My executor won't hear you
I'll be dead, so I won't fear you, sue me
I won't pay my bill
My bill........

Due-due-due-due-due
Due-due-due-due

Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya!