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La Dolce Vita - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

This wasnt funny at all....Just prejudice against Oprah, and all blacks..2-2-2

Phil Alexander - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Where d'you get the "prejudice against all blacks" from, Dolce? You can't argue that Oprah's a legitimate target for satire, and this one's certainly got bite. Must admit, though, I didn't know she'd gone into selling lingerie...

Melhi - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

I thought this one was about her business expansions, enormous wealth and the sway she has with her huge following. I had expected the usual fat jokes. Well done, Spaff.

Diva - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Why not? We parody Madonna, Celine, J Lo, Brittany and Martha. I love and admire Oprah. This parody is too aloof to be considered insulting.

Adagio - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Well done, as usual!! I didn't know she had branched ou into lingerie either, but I think the whole parody is on the mark! (It's about Oprah, not blacks) 5's

Claude Prez - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Well, since Oprah is black and you're (presumably) not, this is obviously RACIST and you certainly have a lot of NERVE being this funny and talented when all I have is my envy and hatred. Fives for you mister and let that be a lesson to you.

Robert J. Pagliaro - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Well done. I believe Oprah caught Stedman modeling the lingerie. And I'll take Martha over Oprah anytime; Martha is a babe.

Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Dolcezza: Something tells me you won't enjoy my next parody, "My Boyfriend's Black."
Philbo & Melhi & Diva & Adagio: Thanks - I'm glad you got it. Did you hear Oprah topped VH1's list of the Top 200 Pop Icons? Seriously. She beat out Superman, Elvis, the Beatles, and, well, everyone.
C4P: Back atcha. Envy and hatred is what this site is all about.
RJP: Did you really just call Martha a babe?

Adam Zen B - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Oprah's biggest sin is bringing that disgusting creature Dr. Phil into our living rooms....and producing a terrible remake of a classic film, "David and Lisa"...and having an overly sentimental show....and trying to own the human race...I could go on forever. 5-5-5

Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

But hey, AZB, she was great in The Color Purple.

Meriadoc - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Spaff, this is a perfect example of why you're now the King of Parodies at Amiright. (With Oprah as your Queen, presumedly! :-D ) Keep up the good work.

Peregrin - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Spaff, first of all, CONGRATS ! Secondly, great work here ! Thirdly, La Dolce Vita : Better cut down on the cranky pills!

The Great Karlando - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment

I read this like 5 times, and I have no idea how that one crazy person found this to be racist. The thought of an Oprah underwear line to me is just too funny, and it has nothing to do with the fact that she's black. All fives...this was extremely well done.

Wild Man - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice job.

Spaff.com - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Karlando & Wild: Thanx! Merry & Pippin: Wow, comments from both of you? That tops all honors. Everyone knows you're the true amiright royalty, but it's difficult for us to crown you, not knowing whether you're queen(s) and/or king(s).

Who cares anyways - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey Spaff! Extremely funny and very cleverly written:-) Definately 5 "Oprah's" from me

Spaff.com - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, Who cares. But the thought of five Oprahs is a bit mind-boggling.

Jeff Reuben - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Great song...I don't see the racist thing in there either. Like an explanation on that one.

Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

No racial predudice here. Just a fun sense of a colorful (no pun intended) subject like Oprah to write about. Thumbs up Spaff! It was funny and well thought out in this parody.

Spaff.com - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Belated thanks to Jeffy & Smurf & Horse. For anyone worried about racism, please rest assured that this song is NOT on the Robert Lund CD "Elves Gone Wild!" (www.elvesgonewild.com)

Claude Prez - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I've just seen a bio

Spaff.com - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for picking up on that, C4P. By my count, you owe us TWO of those.

Johnny D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Mighty Spaff, how did I ever miss THIS one first time around? 5-5-5 on the Oprahmeter. Well done, as always.

And it's shameless-self-promotion time again.....here's my take on "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" .... a little Bondage-and-Discipline parody called "Rope My Knees! Rope My Arms!":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles489.shtml

Rick D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment

If Johnnie can do it, so can I http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles435.shtml

Paul Robinson - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Spaff - This one was originally posted just before I hopped on this site so I missed it. Again, thanks to Claude P, Johnny D and Rick D for resurrecting this great piece and showing me the light (or heavy, in Oprah's case)with their recent comments. No, don't see any racism in the slightest here and that seems to be a 29 to 1 verdict from the other comments I see above. Peregrin (re: your Nov. 4 comment), don't worry, I believe all the "cranky pills" are in safe hands now (mine). Even the three Fives I gave this won't stretch out far enough to cover either Oprah's body or her incredibly vast holdings and personal wealth. And I salute Oprah for showing everyone that it's just as ok for a black woman to be very fat and very rich as it is for any other person to be very fat and very rich.

Spaff.com - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny Deet & RAD: Okay, okay - you win.
Paul: Allow me to join you in thanking those shameless pluggers - and C4P - for this brief revival. I, too, hope to be very fat and very rich some day.

Johnny D - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh Mighty High-Volume Spaffmeister - I just posted a friendly plug of this Beatles parody of yours over on my parody "Rope My Knees! Rope My Arms!" ..... I thought that would be only fair, reciprocity, you know!

Paul Robinson - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Spaff, I could try and out-self promote Johnny D but I now recognize I could never hold a candle in that area...he'd just snatch it out of my hand and plug it up some parody's sphincter and I'd be, well, "stuck", I guess, giving him another "5-5-5" for whatever it was 'cause I'm sure he'd have me laughing MY ass off...I'll just stand aside and watch the master at work for a while, try to get back to the big leagues someday. My Thursday Self-Promotion class session is cancelled...Right now I'm way too relaxed up here in Northern California to even finish a new parody. These 10 hour days (of consciousness) are wearing me out! If I don't conk out soon how will I get my 14 hours sleep tonight?

Leo Jay - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Spaff.com strikes again! Heh, I'd love to see "My Boyfriend's Black" -- I thought about trying it, but then I thought, "that MUST have been done before..." But maybe I'm wrong... Anyway, bro, gimme five, and I'll give you 5-5-5... (sorry was that racist?)

Spaff.com - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Belated thanx, Lee OJ. And you're right, P-Rob, no one will ever outplug Johnny Dangle, who's got more plugs than a women's dorm during a battery shortage.

Paul Robinson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Spaff - I really like that women's dorm plug analogy. Trying to figure out a way to tie it to "Ringing like the doorbell at a discount whore house."

Spaff.com - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, P-Rob, as long as I'm catching up on old comments of yours on old parodies of mine...
You've got it all figured out. Any analogy is funnier when you add "in a whorehouse." FEEL FREE TO PLAY ALONG AT HOME, KIDS: "That's [adjective]er than a [adjective][noun] in a whorehouse!"

Fae - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Hi you know I'm black AND I LOOOOVE Oprah. I think the song is hilariASS. I dont see any thing prejudeist about it. I would giv five s but I do not like the comments from some of the people and so therefor 4's!

Robert J. Pagliaro - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Liked it the first time I saw it - and yes, Martha is a babe. But Spaff, when you get to my age, Kathie Lee Philbin also is a babe. Remember, Farrah Fawcett got me through an early puberty - (I think I had the poster on my ceiling).

Spaff.com - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Thank you, Fae, both for your comment and for your hilariASS voting methodology.

Bob: You're on your own with those Martha Stewart "Caged Heat" fantasies. But as I've said elsewhere, "Look above my bed - I've still got Farrah's poster there."

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