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Song Parodies -> "Can't Find My Bombs"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Buy Me Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Find My Bombs"

Parody Written by:

Im Weasel

The Lyrics

The author aplogizes for the unexpected invasion of Lou Reed's 'Walk on the Wild SIde' at the end of the parody.
Donny helped me in '83,
When I felt like gassing Kurds,
Now he wants me to trash my gas,
Hey Donny! That's absurd.
I don't care too much for Donny,
Donny can't find my bombs,
Can't find my bombs...


Kofi sends UN snoopers in,
And it makes him feel alright,
They won't find my Anthrax though,
'Cause I hid it out of sight.
I don't care too much for Kofi,
Kofi can't find my bombs,
Can't find my bombs...


Tony Blair talks a real tough game,
But he's not in my class,
And he wont see my warheads,
With his head up Dubya's ass.
I don't care too much for Tony,
Tony can't find my bombs,
Can't find my bombs...
Can't find my bombs...

No, no, no, Nooooo


And the burka babes sing...
Doop di doop di doop doop di doop
Doop di doop di doop doop di doop
Doop di doop di doop doop di doop

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Rice Cube - January 22, 2003 - Report this comment
An interesting take on the situation. Good stuff :)
Phil Alexander - January 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, it's very well constructed, too.
neminem - January 22, 2003 - Report this comment
One word: impressive!

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