First, my profound regrets that you deal with this - and every day at that. I did not find anything funny about this parody, and that is not a knock against you or your parody. Although parodies traditionally have some level of comedy in them, it should not be considered required. It is a flaw in the site rating system that "Funny" gets its own rating category. Your attempt to spell out the condition does not lend itself easily to poetic meter in any metric pattern, and it does help that you need to set aside eleven syllables to include it. You might have been better off just calling it GAC, and spelling it out as a bottom note. Thank you for your contribution.

My apologies for the typo in my reference to GAC. It should have read GAD.