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Song Parodies -> "I'm on the DSM V"

Original Song Title:

"Dig A Pony"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm on the DSM V"

Parody Written by:

65th Beatle

The Lyrics

Hold it
A one, two, three

I-I-I-I-I got OCD
Well, I have to wash my hands until they’re red and raw
Yes, I have to wash my hands until they’re red and raw
Oh!

I-I-I-I-I have GAD
Well, anxiety penetrates ev’rywhere where I go
Yes, anxiety penetrates ev’rywhere I go
I told you, all I want is release
Everything has got to be just like I want it please.

Because
I-I-I-I-I ‘ m on the DSM V
Well, there’s an acronym for everything I have
Yes, there’s an acronym for everything I have.
Oh, now

I-I-I-I-I ‘ve got ADD
Well, you know that’s alcohol dependence disorder
Yes, you know that’s alcohol dependence disorder
I told you, all I want is release
Everything has got to be just like I want it please
Because
Oh

I-I-I-I-Ive got BP
Well you know that my moods are either high or low
Yes, you know that my moods are either high or low
Oh, now

I-I-I-I-I’’ve got ADHD
Well I can’t concentrate on anything you know
Yes, I can’t concentrate on anything you know
I told you, all I want is release
Everything has got to be just like I want it please
Because

Thank you brothers, look at me hands are gettin' too cold in the corner...
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